Just when I didn’t think this whole Favre Watch thing could get any weirder.
I’m not sure how much weight to give this, for lack of a better term, “teaser” put out by Deadspin.com. After all, I’m not a real big fan of Deadspin but have never really heard of them being proven wrong or slanderous, really.
Anyways, apparently the sports scandal superstars (Deadspin, that is) has some dirt on Mr. Favre that could make this whole Favre watch thing a little weirder. Actually, they sound confident this could get a lot weirder.
Here is what the website had to say on Tuesday evening under the headline “Hilariously Gross Brett Favre News To Surface Soon”:
And it has nothing to do with his alleged retirement this time around. No, no — it turns out the heroic Gunslinger of yore has a little scoundrel in him, too. But you must wait, mongrels.Here’s somewhat of a [sic’d] clue:
PS, when the texts/pics/calls started… [Redacted] asked Peter King about the phone number.. and King said he didn’t have that number for him. So this is a completely separate bat phone that no one including his best friends knows about. He’d ask me to send him video again.. or some sh-t every once in a while.. like I “did before’.. (and I never did) which means, this scum bag prolly was doing this to multiple women…
I don’t want to get famous for this.. or have anything to do with this.. but.. I hate the fact that every one loves on this guy when I can’t even stand to watch his wranglers commercials.
He’s a pro.
To make this even more interesting — the person on the receiving end of Favre’s clumsy overtures is someone you’re probably familiar with as well.
But be patient. We’ve been patient, so you must be, too. This person’s story could do wonders for keeping Favre’s name out of our football conversation for the next three months. Let’s just say this — you’ll never be able to think of Brett Favre without thinking about Crocs.
Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Sleep well, Brett.
Hmm… uh oh. Does this mean Brett is running for Congress?