The picture above of Jared Allen sporting a Jason Bateman haircut was taken at OTAs this year. Which means that the mullet is no more and has been replaced by this Jude Law nonsense.
Allen explained that the mullet had to go because of his upcoming wedding.
The things men do for love,” explained Nick Jonas, er, I mean Jared Allen.
I have to admit that I will miss the mullet power on the field, but can understand why the future Mrs. Allen would prefer he look a little more presentable. Why he brought a picture of Ellen DeGeneres to the barber with him and said “just like this” I will never understand, though.
[Editor’s Note: Jared, if you are out there… please don’t threaten to “break my f—ing neck.” I’m just kidding around… and I’d probably pee my pants… despite your Ryan Seacrest haircut.]