OK, so Brett Favre had surgery on his ailing shoulder in late may. That means he’s coming to Minnesota to play for the Vikings !
But wait…. His shoulder hasn’t responded and he’s getting frustrated, and if he’s not 100 % he’s NOT coming to Minnesota !
Then again……His family has booked the entire cheesehead stadium for the Packers/Vikings game in November so…..He’s coming to Minnesota !
But the Vikings have suspended their pursuit of Favre for the time being which means…….he’s NOT coming to Minnesota !
However, Favre’s agent Buss Cook said the Vikings should be “Pulling out all the stops to get Favre to Minnesota “ – He’s Coming !
Alas, Coach Childress has imposed a deadline on Favre and these is no indication that Favre will ( or ever has ) respect any timeline imposed upon him. – He’s NOT coming !
But Pat Kirwan, of Sirius NFL Radio said on his “Movin’ the Chains” show that there is no deadline for Favre and that “the [ESPN] story was made up,” adding, “Favre is on his way to Minnesota, and it may be around July 15. It might be earlier.” There you have it ! Favre IS coming to Minnesota !
Buss Cook won’t return phone calls and has re-stated that “Brett Favre remains retired. – He’s NOT coming !
The surgery was a total success ! – He’s coming !
The surgery was botched ! – He’s Not coming !
The Childress deadline was bogus ! Sources say he will sign in mid to late July ! – He’s coming !
The Vikings are upset that Favre wasn’t at OTA’s ! – He’s NOT coming !
Favre has never liked OTA’s and is always trying to avoid them ! – He’s on his way, Baby !
Playing 18 years has taken it’s toll ! Childress is miffed and wants to make a stand. – He’s Done !
Favre is already throwing ! Both sides agree he just needs more time to prepare ! – Here he comes !
Favre’s shoulder STILL isn’t close to 100 % – No way he’s coming !
Favre wants to stick it to the Packers and Ted Thompson for “Pushing him out of Green Bay “ – He’s coming !
Childress needs the team to move on. – He’s Not coming !
Favre thinks the Vikings have the makings of a Super Bowl contender. With the games best running back, and the best defensive line in the league ! – Favre IS coming !
Favre wants a BIG contract, and the Vikings aren’t going to give him one ! – He’s definitely NOT coming !
The parameters for a deal are already worked out and Both sides want this to happen ! – Favre is Coming to Minnesota !
So, there you have it ! It’s really fairly simple. Either Brett Favre will become the quarterback of the Vikings, or he won’t. Hopefully, this brilliant dissertation clears up any confusion you might have on this subject and allows us to move on to more important matters like “Who was Really the greatest ever ……Curly or Shemp !”