Michael Vick Sued for $63 Billion and Accused of Allegiance to Al Qaeda


South Carolina prison inmate Jonathan Lee Riches filed a lawsuit in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va. alleging that Michael Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy “missiles from Iran.” Riches alleges that Vick stole 2 pit bulls from his home in Holiday, Florida and used them for dogfighting in Richmond, Virginia.  The handwritten complaint also claims that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to the terrorist group Al Qaeda in February.

Riches, who is serving time for wire fraud at Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina, wants $63 billion delivered to the front gates of the prison.  Riches also wrote in the complaint, “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.”  How can anyone physically hurt someone’s feelings?  This guy must be a real genius, I wonder if he is a member of Mensa.

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12 Responses to “Michael Vick Sued for $63 Billion and Accused of Allegiance to Al Qaeda”

  1. Bob Riveles says:

    By missles?????? Do you mean buy?

  2. Adam says:

    I check the South Carolina Department of Corrections for the accuser and according to the web site no there is listed with that name. This leads me to beleive that the story is a hoax

  3. donna brasco says:

    hehehehe hahahaha omg help are we sure this is USA today

  4. Elwod Hinkle says:

    This is another case of loser pays. It would clear up a lot of the mess in the courts.

  5. Goebel says:

    Anyone who can treat animals the way Vick did is capable of anything. Most criminals abused animals when they were growing up. Maybe we need to check Vick’s back ground.

  6. hektor 278 says:

    How could you guys print this without proof?

  7. Dave says:

    The lawsuit is a joke but it doesn’t take away from the fact that Vick is a punk. Always has been and always will be. Happened across this and laughed until I cried: http://www.nationalsquib.com/html/michael_vick.html

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  9. Corndogthepirate says:

    I had my feelings hurt once….but I got over it

  10. yojoe says:

    The same inmate has sued LaBron James and MJ.



  11. logan says:

    all this guy does is sue people like barry bonds geore bush and mike vick, there are some pretty good ones, he claims Bonds gave away mustard gas to some middle eastern country

  12. dakota says:

    i really belive micheal vick should die for the amount of dogs that were killed under his eye and he thought that it was a game and funny well sorry to hear that you didnt want it to be like this well jee maybe you should have thought of that before and micheal vick should not be able to ever own any other dog and should NOTT!!! be able to play on a stupid football team because he is a MURIDER