South Carolina prison inmate Jonathan Lee Riches filed a lawsuit in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va. alleging that Michael Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy “missiles from Iran.” Riches alleges that Vick stole 2 pit bulls from his home in Holiday, Florida and used them for dogfighting in Richmond, Virginia. The handwritten complaint also claims that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to the terrorist group Al Qaeda in February.
Riches, who is serving time for wire fraud at Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina, wants $63 billion delivered to the front gates of the prison. Riches also wrote in the complaint, “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.” How can anyone physically hurt someone’s feelings? This guy must be a real genius, I wonder if he is a member of Mensa.